February??

(Added Later-Please note that this tree is an elephant) 

Uhm, no. I refuse to allow it. It’s…November!! November sounds good.

February is probably my least favorite month. I don’t care how many days it has. You can argue quantitatively as much as you darned well please, but February is by far the longest month of the year. It can’t decide whether to be January or March, so it just hangs there in limbo until the end of time until someone higher power finally notices that the record is skipping and sets it right. Lazily.

On the other hand, I paid three dollars today for a handful of strawberries. *Strawberries!* I didn’t know they existed here, but there I was minding my own business when I very nearly tripped over them. I was afraid that they might disappear if I didn’t do something with them quickly, and I decided that the safest place to store them was in my belly. That way no one can take them away from me or tell me that it was just a dream.

2 Responses to “February??”

  1. kayak woman Says:

    Yaknow, before you added the elephant-tree note, I thought, “that tree looks like an elephant.”

  2. lizard Says:

    mmmm…. strawberries…. I am jealous….

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