Dear Family.

I’m sure you all realize by now (if you did not before) that you will be receiving partially completed gifts come morning.

I’m sure you also all know exactly what you’re getting.  Maybe in a few years I’ll actually be discreet, but for now…

Just keeping up with tradition.

Much love,


P.S. to all, and especially to cousin Val, “trombone” in French means both “trombone” and “paperclip” in English.  *giggle giggle snort*.  “Someone” obviously needs to sleep, and that “someone”‘s got large fuzzy ears and a tail. Maybe some whiskers and a set of needles going *clickclick* in her tired little paws…

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