Dear Freeway Drivers,

I really have to object to people who go 40 mph for the full distance of long, reasonably straight entrances, especially during rush hour. I prefer not to accelerate 30+ mph while trying to merge into speeding traffic. Please abandon your well-worn copy of “How to Endanger the Lives of Everyone in your Personal Vicinity” and contact your local driver’s ed program to begin studying “The Safe and Basic Operation of Motorized Vehicles”.

Thanks,

Mouse <:3 )~

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